An old friend posted a comment on a photo last week that reminded me of something from awhile back and it literally made me "laugh out loud" -- at work, in the cafeteria, with people around.
Back in 1996ish, I found this greeting card that had "Top Ten Psycho Pick Up Lines" on it.
For some reason, this tickled me. Tickled me so much that I became an avid fan of asking people "May I lick your forehead?" Tickled me so much that I actually got others to start asking "May I lick your forehead?" There are even photos hidden some place in my apartment of a frenzied forehead licking moment in my life. (It tastes salty. I don't recommend it. Unless you like salt. Or licking.)
Anyhoo, I saved the greeting card for the "right moment" and right now seems to be the right moment...
Top 10 Psycho Pick-Up Lines
- Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll?
- Can I buy you a spatula?
- Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils.
- Your crawlspace or mine?
- You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.
- May I lick your forehead?
- Do you always wear you socks over your shoes?
- Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.
- What's your favorite flavor of wood?
- You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer.
I had the same card too... sleep smeep smeep to this day is a regular part of my vocabulary... a few other lines stayed in rotation over the years... I googled the title to remember the rest... thanks for sharing!!!
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